At a recent girly catch up, five out of six hours were spent listening to just one woman. She doesn’t know how close she came to a leftover muffin plugging up her fat mouth.
Every so often, someone would attempt to snatch an unguarded lull in the conversation, but alas…hopes were soon dashed. With every stab at freedom, I held my breath…would they make it? Could they really do it?
BAM. Taken down by a one hour account of the time her dog contracted pavo and almost died. BAM. A two hour plot rundown of Alias from Season 1 through to 5. BAM. A one hour account of how she is incapable of swallowing large pills due to her abnormally small esophagus.
Good to know.
