No. I don’t want a photo. Piss off.

I haven’t had a good photo taken of me since 2006. 

After every shot I try to sneak a peek straight off the camera. This may appear vain to others, but my hope one day is to not see the creature from the black lagoon staring back at me. 

I always look somewhere in between “mildly depressed” and “alien who is wearing my body as a second skin and is trying to understand how it works”. You would never know that a millisecond before that piece of shit camera showed it’s face I was a happy soul laughing and enjoying my night with youthful abandon.  

I’ve been told there is no such thing as an unphotogenic person. That the success of the photograph is a reflection of the photographers skills. If this is the case, there are alot of people who need to keep their grubby unqualified paws in their pockets. 

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