A friend was sharing a gripping tale about the day she saw somebody eating an icecream and started salivating. Except she couldn’t pronounce the word salivating and went with ‘slaviating’. Another friend suggested ‘salvitating’ to which she replied, ‘salvalating’?
I came to the rescue with ‘salivating’. I was the hero of the day. They both looked at me like they weren’t convinced and said it sounded wrong.
They went with salvalating. Dumbarses.
