November 2011
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“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but...”
– Man claims prostitute turned into a donkey
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“Spending an hour googling adaptations of Sad Keanu is both a source of immense...”
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Subjective.
A few friends and I stopped by to check out a sculpture installation before our dinner reservation. Normally I don’t set foot near these gatherings because I’m allergic to douche bags, but I was surprised to find most of the artworks impressive.
That is until we came upon one that looked a giant arsehole. Or an intestinal tract full of shit depending on where you were standing. My...
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An orangutan named BamBam
Last Wednesday, after heavy thunderstorms caused trains to be delayed for over an hour, I did what any passenger would do, I began to reflect on Passions.
Passions was a 2001 soap opera that soon became a source of immense joy for me. I thought Big Love was full of twists and turns, but they have yet to feature a story line involving an intersexual who becomes pregnant with his own...
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Straight shooter.
While watching an episode of “Who do you think you are?” the featured celebrity sat down with his elderly aunt. He showed her a few photos that he had tracked down of her mother and they had a chat before he enquired:
“Alot of people said she was an attractive women, would you say that? Would you say she was an attractive woman?”
His elderly aunt replied: “No, I...
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Me not know words good.
A friend was sharing a gripping tale about the day she saw somebody eating an icecream and started salivating. Except she couldn’t pronounce the word salivating and went with ‘slaviating’. Another friend suggested ‘salvitating’ to which she replied, ‘salvalating’?
I came to the rescue with ‘salivating’. I was the hero of the day. They both...